do you think i'd make a good bachelor? unemployed with fifteen stray dogs? or dying plants since there apparently aren't many animals here somewhere, grover and juniper have actually disowned me
( thin ice feels great under his feet. )
let's not blame the couch for being cozy the couch didn't ask for this and i like you taking up 90% of the space despite being shorter than me
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( don't get fired on your first day or they'll never be able to afford their own place. )
If you keep binging everything without me, you'll just have to sit through the shows again a second time when I'm ready to watch them.
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everyone knows they write themselves
( out here, trying to live his life, failing. )
and?
that's not actually punishment even if you do hog the couch
( he'd rather watch her than the screen. )
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( liar, liar. )
I only hog when you're not falling asleep on it.
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unemployed with fifteen stray dogs?
or dying plants since there apparently aren't many animals here
somewhere, grover and juniper have actually disowned me
( thin ice feels great under his feet. )
let's not blame the couch for being cozy
the couch didn't ask for this
and i like you taking up 90% of the space despite being shorter than me
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( never mind the fact that it was annabeth going out of her mind with worry for six months before. )
I'm only shorter than you because you got stretched out by some monsters over the summer. Normal-Percy is a shrimp.